Q: So I have to dress up?
A: Yes. As a superhero we all know and love. Or a villain. Or invent your own. At the very least you should be wearing your underwear on the outside of your clothes.

Q: I hear you build ridiculous things for these parties?
A: Indeed. For example...
   

Q: What about this one?
A: Preparations for the tetragonal Ring of Heroes, Superhero Photobooth, and flying Superman kryptonite shot dispensary are well underway:
   

Q: Will there be dancing?
A: Yes. Indoors and out. Likely one or more DJs as well (TBA).

Q: Will there be food?
A: If there is, it will be very light. Eat dinner before you come.

Q: It's going to be cold!
A: Spandex is a great insulator.

Q: And if it rains?
A: This one's likely rain or shine. Are the superheroes scared of a little drizzle? Perhaps there will be a tent.

Q: What has gone on in the past?
A: See for yourself!
     2005 - Argggh! Pirates
     2006 - Cavemen
     2007 - Heaven & Hell
     2008 - Party like it's 2999 (the future sexy robot party): (part 1), (part 2)
     2009 - Gods and Goddesses

Q: Ok, fine - what's this going to cost me?
A: 1) Your dignity. 2) The cost of whatever drink (beer, wine, vodka, mixers are all good choices) you choose to bring.

Q: I want to help you set up!
A: Awesome! Email Brett at monkeys (at) gmail and we'll find a job for you. Saturday during the day or early Friday night are the best times.

Q: Can I bring friends?
A: Yes, if they are dressed up and bring something to drink also. And please invite them on facebook so we know how many people are coming.

Q: Should I put drinks/empty bottles/glasses/my rear end on the ledge?
A: No.

Q: Should I throw cigarette butts off the ledge?
A: No.

Q: Should I leave the apartment, hang out in the hallways and/or stairwells, and make a mess and a lot of noise?
A: No.

Q: Should I get annoyed that the bathroom line is too long, and go searching for the secret one in the basement?
A: No (it will be locked).

Q: Should I throw champagne bottles off the deck, seven stories down to street level?
A: No.

Q: Should I rip the artwork off the wall in the lobby and run down the street with it, only to be tackled by your super?
A: No.

Q: Have all of these things happened in the past?
A: Yes.